Dubai Telegraph - England slammed as 'brainless' after first Ashes Test capitulation

EUR -
AED 4.268348
AFN 72.644925
ALL 95.516681
AMD 429.450195
ANG 2.080952
AOA 1066.940946
ARS 1619.310336
AUD 1.625972
AWG 2.093493
AZN 1.98043
BAM 1.955118
BBD 2.345482
BDT 142.940138
BGN 1.940855
BHD 0.439247
BIF 3467.290505
BMD 1.162245
BND 1.488681
BOB 8.047193
BRL 5.877243
BSD 1.164494
BTN 111.695037
BWP 16.472254
BYN 3.24067
BYR 22779.993656
BZD 2.342083
CAD 1.598726
CDF 2612.149237
CHF 0.91464
CLF 0.026819
CLP 1043.955837
CNY 7.914774
CNH 7.919977
COP 4404.863452
CRC 528.215743
CUC 1.162245
CUP 30.799481
CVE 110.22655
CZK 24.31021
DJF 207.367664
DKK 7.471262
DOP 69.57573
DZD 154.270186
EGP 61.40658
ERN 17.433669
ETB 181.830172
FJD 2.561762
FKP 0.871953
GBP 0.872
GEL 3.115269
GGP 0.871953
GHS 13.316355
GIP 0.871953
GMD 84.267207
GNF 10211.437945
GTQ 8.883901
GYD 243.635013
HKD 9.103688
HNL 30.970197
HRK 7.532628
HTG 152.466815
HUF 361.702584
IDR 20458.933129
ILS 3.393104
IMP 0.871953
INR 111.541198
IQD 1525.567836
IRR 1533000.593877
ISK 143.572521
JEP 0.871953
JMD 184.005813
JOD 0.824077
JPY 184.442989
KES 150.107638
KGS 101.638735
KHR 4672.370137
KMF 492.792107
KPW 1046.008455
KRW 1740.903348
KWD 0.358716
KYD 0.970461
KZT 546.699295
LAK 25539.0912
LBP 104282.623097
LKR 382.546556
LRD 213.105662
LSL 19.289871
LTL 3.431807
LVL 0.703031
LYD 7.394421
MAD 10.734555
MDL 20.145972
MGA 4847.309113
MKD 61.623504
MMK 2440.794791
MNT 4159.171684
MOP 9.392424
MRU 46.743694
MUR 54.823516
MVR 17.910628
MWK 2019.295609
MXN 20.149374
MYR 4.59029
MZN 74.271763
NAD 19.289871
NGN 1592.845004
NIO 42.855051
NOK 10.814225
NPR 178.71166
NZD 1.985555
OMR 0.446324
PAB 1.164494
PEN 3.992307
PGK 5.07323
PHP 71.603608
PKR 324.347558
PLN 4.246552
PYG 7096.52452
QAR 4.245019
RON 5.155838
RSD 117.349065
RUB 84.565601
RWF 1703.505766
SAR 4.403345
SBD 9.316927
SCR 15.774497
SDG 697.932139
SEK 10.984146
SGD 1.488491
SHP 0.867733
SLE 28.595478
SLL 24371.690047
SOS 665.56783
SRD 43.52959
STD 24056.116125
STN 24.491457
SVC 10.189446
SYP 128.612249
SZL 19.29327
THB 37.895028
TJS 10.86501
TMT 4.079478
TND 3.408311
TOP 2.798406
TRY 52.908283
TTD 7.904243
TWD 36.69962
TZS 3039.439752
UAH 51.419363
UGX 4372.47475
USD 1.162245
UYU 46.643729
UZS 13945.135519
VES 592.917692
VND 30630.955755
VUV 137.276573
WST 3.145456
XAF 655.728262
XAG 0.015287
XAU 0.000256
XCD 3.141025
XCG 2.098768
XDR 0.815516
XOF 655.728262
XPF 119.331742
YER 277.315726
ZAR 19.39541
ZMK 10461.600028
ZMW 21.922353
ZWL 374.242279
  • RBGPF

    0.8900

    61.68

    +1.44%

  • BCC

    -3.4100

    65.99

    -5.17%

  • JRI

    -0.5565

    12.45

    -4.47%

  • CMSD

    -0.4500

    23.05

    -1.95%

  • RIO

    -5.9000

    103.69

    -5.69%

  • RELX

    0.9400

    32.4

    +2.9%

  • CMSC

    -0.1150

    22.98

    -0.5%

  • RYCEF

    -0.8300

    15.1

    -5.5%

  • BCE

    -0.4000

    23.79

    -1.68%

  • GSK

    -0.8289

    49.67

    -1.67%

  • BTI

    -1.6100

    65.09

    -2.47%

  • BP

    0.7292

    44.35

    +1.64%

  • AZN

    -3.3800

    181.58

    -1.86%

  • VOD

    -0.8000

    14.68

    -5.45%

  • NGG

    -6.7900

    80.64

    -8.42%

England slammed as 'brainless' after first Ashes Test capitulation
England slammed as 'brainless' after first Ashes Test capitulation / Photo: Saeed KHAN - AFP

England slammed as 'brainless' after first Ashes Test capitulation

A stunned England woke Sunday to savage criticism after their meek capitulation in the first Ashes Test, branded "brainless" and "damaged" by former greats after their cavalier approach backfired.

Text size:

Ben Stokes's men lost the opening battle in Perth by eight wickets inside two days on the back of batting collapses and Travis Head slamming a sensational 69-ball century.

Since last claiming an Ashes series in Australia 15 years ago, they have now lost 14 Tests, drawn two and won none Down Under.

England had a perfect opportunity to snap the dire streak and earn a psychological advantage heading into the day-night second Test in Brisbane on December 4.

But after reaching 160-5 the tourists lost five wickets for 12 runs to be bowled out for 172 on day one before regaining the advantage after dismissing Australia for 132.

They were on track for a big lead after reaching 65-1 in their second innings, but again threw away five wickets in quick succession to leave Australia chasing 205 which they achieved with ease.

Leading into Perth, Stokes called the former players who had criticised England's low-key build up as "has-beens" -- and that came back to bite him.

"Well, from this has-been the message is simple: when you keep throwing away Test matches by doing the same stupid things, it is impossible to take you seriously," batting great Geoffrey Boycott said in a newspaper column.

"They never learn, because they never listen to anyone outside their own bubble, because they truly believe their own publicity.

"Now it has bitten them in an Ashes Test, the biggest challenge of all, and unless they mount a spectacular comeback, they will regret it for a very long time.

"It is simple. Brainless batting and bowling lost England the match."

Former captain Michael Vaughan also had some choice words, suggesting the manner of the loss will leave mental scars.

"This is going to hurt England, it's going to damage them I think," he told broadcasters.

"They have the tools to be really competitive, but you can't be competitive without brains."

Stokes admitted the team was "shell-shocked" and he and coach Brendon McCullum had a big job ahead to lift their players.

"When we get to Brisbane we need to be back up to that mindset of how we came into this game, still very confident of our abilities and achieving the goal," he said.

"It's crucial not be taking any baggage from this result into Brisbane."

They are facing an ominous task in Brisbane where England have won just twice since World War II, but another former England captain is not yet ready to throw in the towel.

"They need to remember they played a lot of good cricket in this game, and remember that when you get ahead be ruthless and smart," Nasser Hussain told Sky Sports.

"It is a mountain to climb for England but they have a lot of character and a captain with a lot of character. They are going to need that."

Y.Rahma--DT